Entries for February, 2009
The Rich People Are Losing Money
The rich people are taking their money out of the stock market, which is why the market is falling. So they are either taking it out because they think they will lose it or they are losing it. Boo who. It’s about time the rich people start losing money. Maybe now they’ll know what it’s [...]
Photo Appears To Show Bruised Rihanna
The Los Angeles police have launched an internal investigation to determine who leaked a picture that appears to show a bruised and battered Rihanna. Twenty one year old Rihanna was allegedly attacked by her boyfriend, Chris Brown, on a Los Angeles street the night before the two were to perform at the Grammys on February [...]
Dow Stumbles To 6 Year Low
The Dow Jones industrial average slumped to a more than 6 year low today. Editor’s Note Awe, you poor republicans. Losing some more of your money. Awe.
